ballox

Untrue or unbelievable, British slang.

"Connor, that is total ballox, you can't kcik that football into the loo from here," said Spencer.

by Alan Cooper December 14, 2008

bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon December 30, 2008

bollock bile

sperm.

he emptied his bollock bile into Deidrie's mouth.

by santorini February 17, 2009

bollocksock

A thermal, cotton, elasticated pouch, or 'sock', sold in specialist outdoor clothing retailers, which is used to keep the testicles warm in colder climates.

It's getting pretty nippy out there with all that frozen fog. I'd be sure to slip on your bollocksock before we set off on the hike.

by Rancidballs April 12, 2010

Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012

bollonga

Cool, awesome; sometimes bad but depends on the situation

Bro, that shirt is so bollonga!

by John11399 October 21, 2013

bollocktician

A politician talking bollocks.

There will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the Bollocktician.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014