Bird Droppings

The female act of depositing the males semen on to the male, preferably on chest or lower torso, after sexual intercourse.

Cody: Did you hear what Sarah did to Brandon last night?
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...

by Stergus November 17, 2012

Opila Bird

A stupid ahh bird from the Garten of Banban. It is straight up too goofy for a stupid and cringy horror game. It is truly Da Biggest Bird, so bird up.

Opila Bird Says: "Laughter is the best medicine, so make sure you SMILE!

by Jack the Weirdo Thing January 27, 2023

Bird up

The worst show on Television.

It's Bird Up!!!

The worst show on television!!!

! ! ! ! ! (cuck-uck!!)

by pp87 July 15, 2017

Hawiian bird

Act of flipping someone off (the bird) using your ring finger rather than the middle.

Kilikopela used the Hawiian bird on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.

by Chris Venus November 11, 2006

bird walking

When a conversation flows from one topic to another easily.

We are bird walking on our date.

by Cleo2000 February 18, 2012

Bird Bones

a condition in which a person cannot take a ribbing from a close friend. the person receiving the playful picking commences to whine and cry like a little baby bird until everyones in a bad mood.

we were gonna tease braden about getting fired but he's got brittle bird bones.

by titty babby. cry baby, eddie m November 18, 2011

Salty Bird

(1)The launching of a load of semen, from a hotel balcony onto the unsuspecting sunbathers at the pool below.

(2)Also may be called a salty bird when a partner goes down to the ground level and waits with mouth open to receive the "meal", such as a baby bird would do.

OPTIONAL: Bird calls may be given before or during ejaculation to signal the event. Preferrably a loud crow like "KA KAW" to draw attention upward.

Dude, what a great pool party yesterday. I flew a salty bird onto that new hottie next door from Dave's balcony up on four.

Hey man, me and my girl stayed in some fancy hotel last weekend for her birthday. She got so hammered, she let me launch a salty bird to her from our patio.

by Manthorn March 4, 2009