Electronic bible

Code word for mod

Yo are you bringing your electronic bible to bible study on Saturday ?

by Ayeitscilt March 4, 2018

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

Bible Funker

Someone who only jams to Christian beats.

Bro, James is such a Bible Funker.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Bible

10 sheets of acid.

10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.

— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?

— He ate a whole Bible

by Aarrowassassin April 20, 2022

Bible

Codeword for Marijuana. Very similar to words like dro, Mary j, ganja, good green god, grass, etc.

Bitch - “Yo Hemskii you got any Bible left?”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”

by Jt Smoov January 4, 2021

Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022