before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

by hitbyageo April 25, 2004

beefoperson

a freaky person who gets covered in beef by his friends trying to rob the us treasury or someone who ears so much beef they become a slab of beef and end up getting cooked by a single mother of four in milwakkee forkatopia

i don't know peoples beefoperson is a wrd i just made up!

by Lapeedo December 24, 2007

Before Christmas

A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.

Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.

Player: So... when is the next expansion coming out?
DEV: Before christmas...
Player: Lame...

by Unit7 May 2, 2009

beforrow

before tomorrow

Beforrow we need to look for money.

by cheer_chick2394 January 3, 2010

before thought

It's that you knew something before it happened.

Before thought - You thought of a style of shoes then you seen them in the mall.

by recool August 14, 2011

Before you start...

A term that you say when you did something that will piss someone off.
Said to the person who it will piss off to stop them from talking so you can explain.

Me- (I just crashed my car) shit, now what am I supposed to do.
Owner of car- What the Hell?
Me- Before you start...
Owner of car- the Hell did you do to my car?
Me- let me explain Damnit

by CJM80 January 11, 2015

befficient

A combination of the words bitch and efficient. Typically used for a working woman who achieves maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense.

My employee, Jane, is a befficient worker.

by ssa787 May 27, 2014