badger

being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!

it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.

Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!

by Flota September 17, 2005

Badge

A festively plump Italian boy

Dan, you're fat, WHY???

by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005

badger

To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.

'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.

by Paulo Le Donk August 15, 2006

bednetting

surfing the net, via laptop, in bed

bednetting is so much more chilled than sittin at ur desk

by sparkmeister October 2, 2007

Badgerdon

(noun) A lazy person,

From the mammal of the late Jurassic and ancestor of the modern badgers.
This noble animal became extinct due to its excessive hibernation period.

"Get up you Badgerdon! you'll be late for work!"

by Harry Sargent May 20, 2008

Badge Slap

When someon huffs on their work badge before slapping you with it.

I was leaning over Ponyboy's cube when chunk got a badge slap on me.

by 231 October 5, 2008

Bedectomy

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)

"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009