Beafy Tostada

Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".

Check out that Beafy Tostada!

by Ty Webb April 9, 2003

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

beak dick

When cocaine renders your penis physically incapable of sex.

"Ar girl I've got beak dick"

by Briggers September 23, 2013

Beaked

Getting a rim job from someone with an abnormally large nose.

I got beaked by this person and I swear they hit my prostate.

by ZombieSpike July 11, 2014

Dr.Beak

Dr. Beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.

He likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.

There is a 'Fit Boys' vampire porn in one of the pockets of his cape.

He wears Rudolph novelty socks.

He was created by two mooks

Fact: A bat urinated on him.

He has a Swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, Stella, who works in the local brothel.

"Do you vant fries with that?"
"Uh - yes please Dr.Beak!"

by Alimoook December 30, 2007

Duck Beak

a man or women who likes penis up their nose

last night she begged me to give it to her up her nose cos she's a duck beak

by X8 dictionary June 12, 2011

B-EZ Beazy

when a ho is freaking out and you tell her to chill

like you don't have a rubber and she won't let you get skins. you say B-EZ Beazy and let me do this

by Josh B.L. December 13, 2008