Baseball

Gay

Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?

Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball

by TheWhiteNeigborNextDoor December 12, 2019

Basecamp Bandit

A 5 / 7-a-side footballer/soccer player who delegates the “holding role” solely to him/herself, rarely rotating out of this position to make runs or close down the opposition proactively, thereby rendering the team less effective as they become predictable with the ball and tired without it.

If his/her team is losing, a B.B will typically entrench himself even more deeply in that role in an attempt to stop conceding, but subsequently condemns his team to their own half for most of the game.

A Basecamp Bandit won’t identify himself as the problem, instead blaming isolated mistakes or rueing missed chances.

Aaron is such a Basecamp Bandit, he wants to lazily boss the game without running at all, but he isn't actually doing anything apart from jogging around the middle making sideways passes, or marking the last man without really hurting him!

by SurfingFootballer92 January 16, 2020

Baseball haircut

Basically a mullet

Bro’s got a dirty baseball haircut

by Baseball girl February 6, 2020

Baseball

A garbage sport played by people who can't handle middle school P.E.

Your such a loser, you probably play baseball

by lacrosselacrosselacrosse May 16, 2020

Baseball

a sport played by pussies that can man up and play a contact sport.

Hey Nick look it’s those pussies playing baseball

by CCake from state farm May 22, 2020

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by gay bitches who are too soft and too gay to play lacrosse. Baseball players are certified faggets who fuck each other when they hit balls over fences.

Look at me I’m i hit balls and touch sand bags with my feet while I fuck dad and give head to my dog.... I’m such a fucking fagget. I play baseball.

by G4yh03 May 30, 2020

Baser

An awesome person who wears shades

I saw a baser outside the club hanging out in the alley, so I ran up to him to get his autograph because there’s not too many basers where I come from

by anonymous October 6, 2020