barry bonds

A very great baseball player whose name generates eruptions of idiocy from all those self-righteous prigs out there who act as if the greatest players in baseball haven't always used substances that alter their normal state and in that way, for them, enchance their performance. Duh, it's only because people didn't know about it for most of a century -- and those who did kept it quiet, because those kinds of things were kept quiet. America (and its pasttime) was not apple pie and innocence in the past, it was behavior just like today that was hidden, and a bunch of innocents just didn't see it. If you followed "ye who is without sin cast the first stone," the pathetic losers who are trashing Bonds would open their mouths and nothing would come out.

Lack of insight, both personal and social, leads to mistaken trashing of Barry Bonds and contemporary baseball.

by katieheartstar September 24, 2008

the barry

having sex at least 6 times in a day in 6 different positions with a girl. Three of which must consist of the hummingbird, the donkey punch, and the dirty sanchez.

dude, I did the barry mills yesterday and it was awesome.

by adam wade hansen December 9, 2008

Barry White

cockney rhyming slang for shite (shit)

i'm just going for a barry.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Barry Bonds

The greatest baseball player of all time. No other player comes even close.

When I grow up, I want to be just like my hero, Barry Bonds. Have any tips?

by Rick Astley August 10, 2007

todd barry

an extreamly good looking stand-up comedian.

STUFF HES DONE:

STAND UP ON TELEVISION
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry - 1/2 hour special
Last Call with Carson Daly
Jimmy Kimmel Live
USO Comedy Tour - (Comedy Central)

ANIMATED TELEVISION
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist - Todd, The Video Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Romulox
Space Ghost, Coast-To-Coast - guest
Shorties Watching Shorties
Hey Monie - Kazumi
Saddle Rash - Kitty the Kid
Home Movies - Clerk
O'Grady - Janitor, Dave, The Fly
Squidbillies - Dr. Bug
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil - Ethan

OTHER TELEVISION
Wonder Showzen - Barold T. Mosely
Sesame Street - 7
Lucky Louie - Todd
Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase - roaster
Chappelle's Show - Paul
The Larry Sanders Show - Keith
Spin City - Doug
Sex and the City - Ordinary Guy
Contest Searchlight - himself
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn - regular panelist
Sundance Film Festival Live - Co-host - (Sundance Channel, 1999)
Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - (Food Network)

RADIO
The Howard Stern Show

FESTIVALS
Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Edinburgh, UK (2004)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - Australia (2004)
Vancouver International Comedy Festival
Just for Laughs Festival - Montreal (1994, 2003, 2006)
Brighton Comedy Festival - Brighton, UK (2003)
Big Night of Comedy - Den Haag, NL (2003)
Cat Laughs Festival - Kilkenny, IRE (2001)
U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Aspen (1998, 2000)
Chicago Comedy Festival (1999)

AWARDS
2003 IT STANDUP - Entertainment Weekly IT List
2003 Nightlife Awards - Outstanding Male Standup Comedian
1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, Aspen - Jury Award - Stand Up

i am completly in love with todd barry and his balding head.

by maroo September 1, 2006

Barry

The term "barry" is synnonimous with a person who is a dreamer or a goof. It's also used when someone is being dishonest, says something outrageous, foolish/ silly or obviousely untrue.

The term barry is a very light hearted insult. Mostly used among friends and most often not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously.

John: I've just won lottery for a 3rd consecutive time.
Bob: barry!

John: I arrived to work this morning but there was noone there.
Bob: That's because it's a Sunday you barry.

I did a barry today, when I forgot to close the hot water tap.

Oh you're a barry!

Bob can be such a barry sometimes....

John is a barry...

he's done a barry today when he ate all the food in a fridge...

by John Mallard June 11, 2006

BART

Big Ass Right There. Usually used in public places where you want to tell your friend about a nice ass walking by or standing around. The beauty of BART is that nobody really knows what it is at first, so it can be said loudly without shame so you and your friends can laugh. It also is a high-speed train the the Bay Area of California.

"BART!"
"That girl has a BART!"
"She got a BART!"
"Damn she got a BART!"

by J-Dub from 707 March 7, 2009