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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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Barnum (Barned Num)

(Adult) A baby, miniature man. Bald and gay- immune to heat.
Barnum (Barned Num), you queer!”
by Zimbabey May 30, 2019
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Barn Burner

A hockey term for a high scoring game
Wow that Chicago vs Columbus was an absolute barn burner.
by thedustermonkey September 20, 2023
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hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.
After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.
by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021
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Barn

The action of attending a place or event, especially in the sense that it should be near max capacity. Synonymous with "pack the barn".
Lakers play a huge game on Saturday night. We have to barn the Staples Center!
by jonny frekworthe November 20, 2024
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Barned

Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.
"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."
by Gyprock Gypsy October 8, 2021
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Barn

A word used to replace any noun, verb, curse, or adjective with the word Barn.
What the barn?
That's totally barn wild
Sorry I took so long bro, I was barning

We smoked to much barn dust last night

I'm so barned out from that dab
by Cisco Fresco September 2, 2023
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