baconnaise

The greatest food ever tasted by mortals. Essentially spreadable bacon.

It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.

Baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.

by nuclear powered superman June 19, 2009

Bacon Sex

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

by Nachington November 23, 2010

Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Bacon powder

Asked, rather than simply stated, it is a substitute for 'beg your pardon?', used as it sounds the same when said in a particular manner, a la Wayne in Waynes's World

"Uh, bacon powder? Excuse me?"

by S'like April 7, 2010

like bacon through a duck

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.

Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.

by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010

Sea Bacon

Smoked salmon; the bacon of the sea.

*Whilst eating smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel* Man this sea bacon is good!

by Andrew & Zoe May 6, 2013

drop a baconator

the inevitable shit which proceeds from the consumption of Wendy's Baconator or other Wendy's meals/food

before we start the movie tonight i better go drop a baconator, i'll be right back (in 15 minutes)

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010