Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.

Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.

by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011

Backlog

A backlog occurs when a man, for reasons sometimes unknown, hasn't ejaculated in a long period of time. After this dry spell ,when the man ejaculates what emerges is reffered to as the backlog. This backlog is usually a massive amount of abnormally thick jelly-like cum that has been stored by his testicles over this period of time, and if not handled correctly can cause a massive mess. Backlog frequently occurs in men that are in relationships becuase they are so caught up by their girlfriend that they forget to regularly service themselves.

Guy 1: Hey man, I finally broke my dry spell after I broke up with Julie last night.
Guy2: Wow really? What was the damage?
Guy 1: Nothing much, just a serious amount of backlog and a serious mess afterwards.

by MrMortimer69 June 3, 2011

backdoorgasm

buttsecks, specifically to cum inside your partner's bum.

I had a total backdoorgasm all in your mom's rump!

by murderbreath March 25, 2009

Backhand

the reverse stroking of a penis to feel more pleasurable, usually done by a female to a male subject. easily added into jokes to add a sense of humility to the conversation.

boy 1: my favorite strokes are breast-stroke and butteryfly, what are yours?

girl: my favorite is the back-stroke

boy 2: dont you mean the backhand?

by shmarishmime October 12, 2010

Backhouse

To be in need of an upgrade
Either in the sense of a new phone or a new girlfriend

Jeffery: He should upgrade to bella
Montgomery: Yeah I know, he's Backhouse

by Woodstock69 June 3, 2009

backdoor tennis

when two gay guys pass poop through their assholes.

Lets go play some backdoor tennis

by peetri December 25, 2007

Backhanded Compliment

n. When mom roasts you in the family group text.

Example of Backhanded Compliment:

Hey Sarah—you spelled whoa correctly!!! Yay!!

by Swhalen November 3, 2017