Boner-flip

The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)

Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...

Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?

Boner-flip by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011

Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.

Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."

Boner alert by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011

boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

boner smoker by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008

Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.

I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...

Boner Battle by anonyhorny October 23, 2009

Boner Race

A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.

Initiator: I declare a boner race!

(time passes)

Winner: I win! Check out that hog!

Boner Race by JD Millions March 15, 2011

Boner Queef 

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

Boner Queef by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011

Boner Fairy 

A little wiener shaped creature with wings that fly's through the night and gives people random erections while they sleep. Due to high volume of night time boners, the Boner Fairy is said to be quick a swift with her work, and seldom is spotted, and never is caught.

"Dude, I ripped a hole through my whities and my Egyptian cotton sheets. Boner Fairy must of paid a visit last night.

Boner Fairy by They call me Tanus December 9, 2008