Bible Funker

Someone who only jams to Christian beats.

Bro, James is such a Bible Funker.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

Infiltration Was In The First Chapter Of The Catholic Bible

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like

You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!

by Centennial August 15, 2015

Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022

Grand Admiral Bible

The best moderator in the world, extremely based. He knows all information about America, Fallout, and Star Wars. No person is a bigger patriot and the best fit person for executive moderator.

Who is the most based mod in PCM?

Grand Admiral Bible of course!

by The Crusader of God119837 March 11, 2021

How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

The Bible

Ironically, an atheist's most powerful weapon.

"The Bible, when read as it is, is the most potent tool to reinforce atheism."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2024