Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.

That damn nigger is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

Papi Beans

The supreme ruler of everything.

There is no true God, only Papi Beans

by hapey egg March 16, 2017

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019

Swell bean

Good egg , cool dude,

He’s a swell bean.

by The_magster August 2, 2019

Bean Worship

Oral stimulation of the clitoris.

The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.

Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015