Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.

I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.

by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011

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The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.

Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.

by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011

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Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023

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Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon

Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!

by Léonard October 28, 2023

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