Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018

Baked-Out

the point when, after smoking till you're high as a kite, you drift off into pass-out mode, the maryjane still slightly emitting a faint cloud around your face

Guy 1: "duudddeeee, haha check out Mark over there--"

Guy 2: "haha, wow he's totally baked-out man. looks like hes soared off to dream-land in his cloud of smoke"

by Aurea Dea March 8, 2011

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

skinny bake

tanning nude

skinny = nude
bake = tan

Also known as just casually being nude outdoors; usually at a beach.

girl - "I want to go to the nude beach!"

friend - "You don't even skinny bake."

by toetaytoe October 18, 2012

Baked face

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

by It's yo mom May 27, 2016

bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.

Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.

by ej159 January 7, 2009

bake a cake

Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose

You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?

by Dr. Sueme June 16, 2013