Brandon Boznick

a rich kid who want everyone to know he exists

Brandon Boznick is a peice of shit

by sdhjkvv October 18, 2016

brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

Brandon Eaton

Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.

She's such a Brandon Eaton!

by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016

BrandonA

A guy like Brandon will have his eyes on you and only you at all times. He will love you beyond death forever and always.

He's just so handsome. He's built with a huge dick. His dick is so big that it feels like it's going all the way through you. He will nurture you, care for you, feed you, and love you no matter what. Oh and ps, he won't ever let you buy anything. Even if you have your wallet out & are looking for money, he'll throw his money down first.

"BrandonA is so handsome"

by Ominous heat March 14, 2017

Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.

Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.

by Helena99101 August 17, 2017

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017