aaron

An immature pest who closely resembles a possum.

"God that kid is such an aaron, he won't leave me alone!!"

by Billz fo sho January 11, 2008

Aaron Burr

Aaron Burr is as much of a dick as George Eacker and would make great Hamilton killers

Aaron Burr shot Alexander fucking Hamilton

by Mah nahm ihs ahlexander hahmil August 10, 2019

acronymatic

writing and speaking in acronyms, often personalised and familiar to a small group of people.

Marge: So Wally says to me, like, "I heard that you and Shirl talk in code?", and I go, like "Ya. That's so 'acronymatic' code to you!"

Shirl: Ha! Like, that is SO nosey. S2S (snickers to self). Did you hear from Trev already?

Marge: I SO did. D'you know he had the cheek to tell me that he so didn't want me seeing anyone else even though, it was like, HE broke it off with ME? I was like WTF? (what the fuck)

Shirl: God, some guys are such jerk offs. And, like, what did you say to that?

Marge: I told him to rack off.

Shirl: You are SHRN. (so hot right now)

Marge: Ya! And he is SGRN. (so gay right now)

Shirl: LYWM (love your work Marge)

by vicarsdaughter June 20, 2006

Acronympho

Someone who uses acronyms in text messages, emails, AND in regular face to face conversation in excess. Generally annoying and makes you sound like a teenage girl or a fag. Also can be used by someone who turns random phrases into acronyms or shortened words because they think it makes them sound cool or smart, which it generally does not.

Kathy: "OMG like WTF, I was AFK and TTLY forgot to TOMX blah blah blah.."
Chris: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! God damned acronympho!"

by FoxCarnage November 27, 2009

Aaron

Aaron is the greatest person ever he is a great boy friend and is a great listener and any girl will be lucky to have him so if you know one then don't let him go

Do you like Aarons?

by Vneck. April 8, 2019

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009