by The Evil One April 7, 2005
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A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"
by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009
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Mexicans name their daughters Azucena. The first impression you will get upon meeting one of these creatures is that they are a snob, and a rude ass bitch, but when you get to know them you will come to find that they are sexy, confident, outgoing, and smart(although they don't like to admit it, they have blonde moments sometimes). The Azucena is a flower that represents kindness, innocence, purity, grace, and nobility. However, because azucenas have a very short life, they are also known to represent death which makes it bitter-sweet to have this name. Azucena is the Spanish name for a garden lily. Many varieties of lily are extremely toxic to cats, causing acute renal failure even in small amounts, this one, however, is completely harmless to animals or humans. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Mexican girl named Azucena.
Mexicans name their daughters Azucena. The first impression you will get upon meeting one of these creatures is that they are a snob, and a rude ass bitch, but when you get to know them you will come to find that they are sexy, confident, outgoing, and smart(although they don't like to admit it, they have blonde moments sometimes). The Azucena is a flower that represents kindness, innocence, purity, grace, and nobility. However, because azucenas have a very short life, they are also known to represent death which makes it bitter-sweet to have this name. Azucena is the Spanish name for a garden lily. Many varieties of lily are extremely toxic to cats, causing acute renal failure even in small amounts, this one, however, is completely harmless to animals or humans. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Mexican girl named Azucena.
Jose: ''Orale! did you see that sexy mamacita that just bought 2 carne asada tacos from me?!''
Paco: ''Yeah, she's caliente, but she didn't even look at me when she paid, what a snobby bitch!''
Pedro: ''Shut up, pendejos!!! That's an Azucena! She's actually very nice and sweet.''
Paco: ''Yeah, she's caliente, but she didn't even look at me when she paid, what a snobby bitch!''
Pedro: ''Shut up, pendejos!!! That's an Azucena! She's actually very nice and sweet.''
by chica_22 February 4, 2010
Get the Azucena mug.awesome beautiful girl with sexy eyes, a cute smile and a face that will take your breath away, someone great to have around and a great girlfriend, one of a kind, very hard to find someone as good as her
by fuckyeahchick August 3, 2010
Get the Azaria mug.An amazing, wonderful, beautiful girl that has potential to do anything she wants. She can be a handful sometimes but aren't we all ? She will love you unconditionally, and is just tryna get through school.
by Bobbyholly123212321 December 20, 2016
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Azan is THE best person you will ever meet. In other words, he is god. He’s so funny and everyone likes him, even the people who don’t like him. Not only is he funny, but he’s probably pretty smart too.
If you’re ever in a bad mood, he’ll probably cheer you up with his dark sense of humor
If you’re ever in a bad mood, he’ll probably cheer you up with his dark sense of humor
person 1- “Bro, can I have the answers to the homework?”
Bro 1- “Nah man, just ask Azan”
person 1- “I would, but he’s too good for me; he’s wayyyy to attractive and smart.”
Bro 1- “You right, you right”
Person 2- “That, or you don’t wanna disturb his anime?”
Bro 2- “EXPOSSSSED”
Teacher- “shut up Bro 2. Nobody likes you”
Bro 1- “Nah man, just ask Azan”
person 1- “I would, but he’s too good for me; he’s wayyyy to attractive and smart.”
Bro 1- “You right, you right”
Person 2- “That, or you don’t wanna disturb his anime?”
Bro 2- “EXPOSSSSED”
Teacher- “shut up Bro 2. Nobody likes you”
by That one lil boy October 23, 2019
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