austin gordon

A kid with a clapped out shitbox

Man Austin Gordon’s car is shit

by Miata kid November 29, 2021

Austin Game

A game that AJ HIll HD takes a peculiar fascination towards, typically a quirky video game. The party games genre generally has a big category of Austin games. Mario Party, Speedrunners, Gang Beasts, etc... And some other games here and there when doing a custom game VS. mode on an FPS. I don't know. It's kinda hard to explain with my current terms, but every so often I just come across something that I totally see as an Austin game lol

Gang Beasts is totally an Austin Game.

by The easterbrook June 25, 2022

Austin Jorgensen

Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.

+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames

-Who is him?

+It's Austin Jorgensen

-Oh

by [ JustRalphBruh ] August 9, 2020

Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.

“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”

by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023

Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you

"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Hot Austin

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.

The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.

by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021

Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"

by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012