Alyssa V

Hottest potato out there.

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)

by Evan Salter April 24, 2020

alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 6, 2020

alysette

She is a goal-oriented, beautiful and smart girl. She will be the light of your life and is an amazing friend to any one that ever befriends her. She is the sweetest soul and has the most perfect smile. You hurt Alysette and the whole world will come for you! Never doubt her.

is that Alysette? Woah she is so perfect!

Alysette is so goal oriented

by Cookiequeen20 June 9, 2020

Alyssa

If a girls name is Alyssa you should be friends with her she is very kind. Most of the time she will have long brown beautiful hair. She also has glasses and she is VERY funny. She also loves to do TikTok dances.

Made by Emerson

Person: who is that
Me: ALYSSA!!
Person: Wow she is pretty.

by Emerson Johnson October 8, 2020

Alyssa

A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin

“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin

by danica420420 October 12, 2020

Alyssa

The most wonderful, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Everyone loves her. Everyone needs to have an Alyssa. If you don’t think so then you’re a ruby.

Alyssa is awesome

by Alyssalover69 October 20, 2020

Alyssa

Big Milkers, very wife.

Alyssa big Milkers, Very WIFE.

by Milker Lover 4 October 21, 2020