I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
by danofiremano December 07, 2013
The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
by JDubbaya June 07, 2011
She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
by Kgrosho February 12, 2017
A person with full skill at being an asshole.Only men can be a proffesional asshole.Proffesional assholes are very sarcastic,and annoy people for hours.they wont stop until they see your pissed off.(i.e Me)
by Peewee-hermanizer January 02, 2015
When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 05, 2007
The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
by Chappedasshole April 05, 2019