Aran Ryan

"AAAAAAAAA!!! LET'S GO, LET'S GO!"
- Aran Ryan's opening line before Round 1 in Punch-Out Wii

Aran Ryan is an Irish boxer from the fictional video game series Punch-Out!! whose entire presentation feels like it’s built around barely contained chaos. He’s tall and lanky compared to many fighters on the roster, with long limbs, a sharp nose, wild brown hair that flares out, and a constantly exaggerated grin that makes him look like he’s enjoying every second of the fight—even when he’s losing. His voice acting leans into an unhinged, taunting energy, with gleeful shouts and theatrical laughter that give him more personality than most mid-tier opponents in the game.

In the ring, Ryan doesn’t operate like a disciplined boxer. His style intentionally breaks form: he rushes forward with flailing punches, jumps, lunges, and wraps his arms around opponents for illegal grabs. The boxing gloves-turned-rope gimmick literally turning his fists into makeshift bolas is one of his standout traits from the Wii entry, letting him swing forward or drag the player toward him. The design reinforces that he’s not just wild—he’s shameless about cheating, theatrics, and breaking the expected rhythm.

Hey, who's the best boxer in Punch-Out?

Aran Ryan, obviously.

by JonahBrew January 19, 2026

Advanced Biotechnology

The point where biology stops being a subject to study and becomes a programmable, hackable, manufacturing platform. It's CRISPR gene editing, synthetic biology that writes DNA from scratch, tissue engineering of organs, and brain-computer interfaces. This is biology as information technology, moving from reading the code of life to writing and debugging it. The potential ranges from curing all diseases and growing meat in vats to designing bespoke babies and creating new, never-before-seen biological systems.

Example: "Advanced biotech isn't just a new drug; it's mRNA vaccines programmed in weeks, bacteria engineered to poop biofuels, and clinical trials for growing new kidneys from a patient's own cells." Advanced Biotechnology

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

advanced

Usually used to describe minors who look like they would be of age.

Person 1: "Isn't she like 14?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah but she is very advanced for her age."

by derdummebananenmann May 14, 2025

arandomguy

a really fat guy that eats 50ft pizzas and literally sits on infants

"ARANDOMGUY SHOULD GO ON A TREADMILL INSTEAD OF EATING 50FT PIZZAS!"

by w105710971201ujgaga August 2, 2025

arandomguy

The fattest thing in the entire multiverse.

This guy eats so much might consider him arandomguy

by Kwhishshjana August 3, 2025

aran

a word to describe syrian men that commit tax fraud

shut up aran

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.

The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.

by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025