by Landak January 13, 2004

Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.
Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L
Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L
"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"
"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."
"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."
"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."
"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."
by Are2Dee2 January 9, 2012

A person that chooses to diss Apple due to product failure or because the person refuses to conform with apple product buyers (thereby conforming with the hater group). Apple haters dislike the success of the company and attempt to undermine consumers. Generally, they are considered douche bags because they are outspoken about their hate of Apple while most people either use Apple products and enjoy them, or don't really care.
Brad: Dude the ipod sucks! Zune is way better because it actually works.
Josh: Well, if you didn't drop your ipod into water maybe you wouldn't be such an Apple Hater.
Josh: Well, if you didn't drop your ipod into water maybe you wouldn't be such an Apple Hater.
by Anonymous1219 March 20, 2011

I can't wait to get home tonight braaaahhh. Bae will beer there waiting for me, in bed, on all fours, waiting for an apple smash.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
Pound dat ass good braaaaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Ex1:Guy:wanna have sex? Girl:no I dont want your black apples!
Ex2:guy1:yo go fetch me some black apples from the produce junction
guy2:ok
Ex2:guy1:yo go fetch me some black apples from the produce junction
guy2:ok
by Big_DICKtionary254 June 19, 2009

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