paragraph andy

Someone who writes long, angry rants on social media, private messages, or in live chats.
Tries to sound like an expert, but comes off unhinged and delusional.

Wtf, looks like we've got some Paragraph Andys in the comments. I don't have time to read all this bullshit; what are they mad about this time?

by ItstheK May 27, 2022

Andy’s log

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans

God my throat got so clogged by Andy’s log

by Andy6 logs March 28, 2019

hay andy

A field full of thorns and prickers usually bailed wet causing barns to burn to the ground

Hay Andy is the cause of the barn fire

by Hayyyyyy420 July 30, 2019

Andy LaRocque

A badass guitarist that is currently a member of King Diamond. Also played on Death's 1993 masterpiece Individual Thought Patterns

Did you hear Andy LaRocque's solo on Welcome Home? Mind Blowing

by Redneckmetalhead66 August 8, 2014

andy blossom

Andy Blossom
The most beautiful Chinese woman to exist. Has many tattoos and get along well with the guys. Loves gay people. Is a kinky little shit and knows it. Has more kinks then you have hairs on your head. Is called bbg(Babygurl) often.

Holy shit.. you know Andy Blossom? I swear to god I wanna fuck her

by Bantan Booty hole May 23, 2018

Andy Milonakis

THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER!!!!Andy will have you on the ground laughing with tears streaming down your face with his random humor...not to mention his red plaid shirt.

Watch it every Sunday at 10:30 on MTV or at 10:30 every Friday on MTV2

Andy: I hate myself.Have a balloon.

Man:What? You hate yourself.Why?

Andy: I don't wanna talk about it.Why do you always have to pressure me!?

*starts crying and runs off*

Haha.....Happy Balloons kicks ass!!!!

by Sam Bam August 8, 2005

Handy Andy

when a girl give u a very rough hand job while you ride a horse or bull

that girl gave me a "handy andy" but it wasnt hard enough cuz my horse was bouncing to much

by muffhunter69USA October 2, 2011