losing altitude

when you realize that your high is wearing off and need to smoke more weed

Jim:dude i'm losing altitude hand me tht bong

Dude:don't worry i am too let's smoke enuff to keep us flying for awhile

by chodey 2 December 24, 2009

Shanghai Artist

When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Generally, the females are attached to the group of males being avoided. Also known as a clam bake.

"Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could hang out with his friends' wives. He's such a shanghai artist!"

by TheInfinitySaga July 6, 2012

Emotional Escape Artist

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.

"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

Alistair

A person who loves the ladies, usually has a head larger than his body, skips all his lessons to hang around with friends, wears the same clothes every day, and thinks he is cooler than everybody else.

In reality he is a loser who girls laugh at.

Oh, that's Alistair, he thinks all of the girls like him, but they just laugh at him.

by thetimemachine January 1, 2011

alister

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!

by N Ewon December 3, 2007

Alistair

An alternative name for one who dislikes being referred to as a doll/doll face. An Alistair may react to this term of endearment by whining "don't call me that, it's for girls".

He is not a lamb.

Alistair doll, I love you

You're such a dollface Alistair

by katamairi April 15, 2010

Alkisti

A combination of Alki and STI - a poly/multi-sexual alcoholic who will provide a sexual partner with various STI's and/or alcholic beverages

ughh I pulled an Alkisti last night

by Alkisti December 9, 2008