Ashlee Simpson

inconsequential, untalented younger sibling of an almost-talented older sister, who has been forced down the throats of America's youth by MTV. Unconscious integration through overexposure is the only explanation of her success, which also means, thank the lord, it will be short-lived. It's over bitch!
See also: Jan Brady

I'd make up ridiculous excuses to disguise up my unstoppable ability to be the worst wannabe ever, but I'd hate to be labeled an ashlee simpson.

by L.E. Lisa February 18, 2005

Ashley

Someone who knows what they want in life and won't stop till they get it... Does what she wants, when she wants and takes responsibility for her actions. This one has a mind of her own so look out and stay clear of her..

Ashley hot bitchy sexy tough amazing smiley

by ifpwks February 6, 2010

Asshole Chair

The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.

Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009

Ashley Ferl

A 13 year old girl who was at one episode of American Idolwhere she started crying because she was so starstruck by Sanjaya Malakar's proformance. But she cried during other people singing and the reason she got such good tickets was because she cried so much during the dress reahersals that the produceds offered her family tickets to the filming which leads us to belive she was doing it to get stuff. She then got a: hug from Sanjaya, backstage passes to another recording, a pair of earings from Palua Abdul, a pair of used pants from Simon(odd), and autographs from all the contestants on Idol.

Wow Ashley Ferl got a lot of stuff for doing nothing.

by LillyGrean April 21, 2007

Asshole Ring

The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so

Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.

Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!

by sirabigail June 9, 2008

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Ashley Davids

the coolest girl in all of abbotsford. she knows everyone, everything, and is chill as fuck. probably one of the nicest people in abby that won't shank you.

Friend #1: hey, who'd you blaze with?
Friend #2: Ashley Davids
Friend #1: sweet shit my nigga

by 6M96O9E564 October 4, 2011