sponge max

To sponge max is to use a sponge and aggressively use it as a way in different ways to enlarge the penis in rough ways for a partner

Have you heard of the spunk maxxing meta?

Nah Sponge maxing is the new meta now.

by userTx February 10, 2024

Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"

by CHIP!! June 8, 2018

Sponge tongues

The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics

Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me

by Theblackpsycho November 1, 2018

Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.

by Nevernity May 28, 2025

talk no sponge

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.

Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.

by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019