Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
by Covidblues April 18, 2020
Get the Social pisstancemug. This is identified as an adult who essentially baby sits another adult to keep them from embarassing themself, their family, and their friends, in public settings. This person might be in charge of limiting drinks, drugs, and flirtatious activity. This person should not be confused with a HATER as they are doing it for the benefit of said person!
Person 1: Man, Tishsa got straight WASTED for her party and doesn't remember a THING about what happened. Person 2: Well, clearly she needed a Social Chaperone but since the rest of her friends were wasted, too, she was on her own!!!
by Ms_Luckey June 11, 2011
Get the Social Chaperonemug. someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009
Get the social bastardrymug. The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 9, 2021
Get the Social Fistancingmug. That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.
"So, where ya headed?"
"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"
"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."
"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"
"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."
by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022
Get the Social Travelermug. 1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
Get the Social Netjerkingmug. A woman who is promiscuous and indiscriminate.
From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing
From social, for active with different people
From box, for the slang term for a woman's vagina
Also, social boxed, social boxing
the redhead social boxed her way through the entire football team.
Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.
Everyone knew who the red headed social box was, if not from first hand experience, than by reputation.
by EnglishE September 30, 2016
Get the Social boxmug.