"Girls, I have some really devastating news. Today I found a gray gee hair. It was long. I don't know how I didn't notice it until now."
by kangaroopajamas December 29, 2013
Get the Gee hairmug. Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
by perfectxd June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
by Biofreezedog July 14, 2014
Get the headbanger hairmug. When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
Get the Hair Thongmug. by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017
Get the Poosy hairmug. by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009
Get the hair-lariousmug. 