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Gee hair

"Girls, I have some really devastating news. Today I found a gray gee hair. It was long. I don't know how I didn't notice it until now."
by kangaroopajamas December 29, 2013
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Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.
Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
by perfectxd June 16, 2020
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headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
by Biofreezedog July 14, 2014
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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
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Hair Flip

by Taenun July 9, 2022
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Poosy hair

"That bitch had a lot of poosy hair"
by Tittyspanker47 February 2, 2017
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hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.
girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"
by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009
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