fudge canyon

when a man shits between a woman's boobs and smooshes them together, thus forming a canyon of fudge

dude, i totally fudge canyoned barbara

by gouldy32 April 10, 2011

Hornblower’s Fudge

The tide mark of faeces found around the base of a dildo when anally abused.

Why Mrs Fenton-brown I have found this rampant rabbit lurking in your wardrobe, i can tell by the hornblower’s fudge it was used recently.

by LGBTQ5177 October 29, 2020

fudge pussy

When you shit in the pussy, then fuck the shit out of it.

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"

by Mark the Alien December 5, 2014

Fudge sickle

Opposite move from the shocker. Flip wrist upside down and put two fingers in the anus and one in the pussy. Then shove it in her mouth to lick clean.

Bitch was so nasty i gave her a fudge sickle and she ate it up.

by Buck futter January 17, 2017

Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015

What the fudge

A polite way of saying "What the ****?" without actually saying the F word.

What the fudge is is going on?

by Winterbaby Fenton Noir July 8, 2021

Fudge Zacker

Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.

Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"

Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."

Chuckford: "I know, right?"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022