Front Fart

Just a regular ol’ queef.

“Pfft” (Lindsey blushes)
Josh: Did you just rip a front fart?

by DrPhilOnYaBooty September 30, 2019

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

dank fart

A hurrndious fart that unleashes out of ones anus to disrupt anyones day by a day to a month of pain and to paralize anyone in its radius.

OG Major nugget let out a heap of a dank fart that paralized millions.

by OG Mudboner71 March 12, 2014

fart graveyard

A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.

Dude #1, sitting down:

Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!

Dude #2:

That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.

by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010

Chainsaw Fart

Series of rapid farts within a short amount of time, thus fore releasing a violent butt scratch. The sound affect is that of a chainsaw, and if hard enough can feel as if a chainsaw is on ur butthole.

“Man, my ass is really itchy, I could really use a nice chainsaw fart right now.”
“They are so satisfying man”

by Playboi.Curti January 23, 2021

fizzle fart

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.

Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.

by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008

fart bark

when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark

kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"

by russ sharp January 25, 2012