When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.
Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.
by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022

nickname for mouthweeny. wants a birthday on march 27 because he wants to steal gifts from precious people during the month of april :(
by mmmwyra March 26, 2023

Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.
Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.
Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.
by Neacher March 20, 2017

by barthalowmew the 4th October 27, 2022

by datchew July 27, 2011

Just an overall douchey person that possesses unsavory, pretentious, and conceited qualities. Wears turtlenecks and chains to clubs.
"Wow look at those weenies over there, I hope they don't try to talk to me, their conversations make me want to Van Gogh my ears"
by weenie creator March 12, 2019
