Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)

Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome

by Bomblastix July 7, 2022

Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.

Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.

by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010

Airbud syndrome

When your dog gets super athletic and has to be put down

My dog suffered from Airbud syndrome and he has to be put down. Good a baseball though

by Sniper1736 January 9, 2017

The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

catboy syndrome

when someone has denial of being a catboy but becomes one anyways in the end. specifically xiao and venti

“CATBOYS ARENT REAL! I WILL NEVER BE A CATBOY.” venti pursued as xiao was firmly agreeing with him.
“…”
“what happened to venti and xiao?”
“they were in the denial stage of catboy syndrome.”

by hu.taq July 20, 2021

Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012

Lympus Syndrome

Symptoms include a "room temperature" IQ and incessant giggling. Sometimes mistaken for the village idiot.

The guy giggling all day is suffering from Lympus Syndrome.

by Y-7-9er February 7, 2013