safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.

Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"

by Anonamosious April 1, 2022

Safe Space

A place where you can cry or bust a nut without disturbance, typically your bathroom.

*knock knock*

"I'm in here! This is my safe space."

"It's a bathroom, dumbass."

by FudgeBiscuit June 16, 2021

Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 9, 2017

Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.

I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!

by BlackSean January 22, 2011

Baby Safe

A male that has had a vasectomy to prevent pregnancy

You must be baby safe if you do not want to use a condom.

by AnnieT January 16, 2012

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

micro-safe

shortened term and or new slang for anything that is safe to put in the microwave.
a.k.a. microwavable

why dont you put that chilli in the microwave?
i have to get a micro-safe container first.
oh good plan dog.

by francinejagowsky March 9, 2010