Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever

That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie

by Jejdhdbdbdjdndndndn September 27, 2019

forbidden sock

the sock that holds the unborn children

mom:

son whys there a crusty musty ass sock under your bed
son:
thats the forbidden sock

by forbidden sock October 21, 2021

Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

by Slick James April 19, 2010

Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses

I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her

by Chop81 January 10, 2021

sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

by FO August 17, 2017

socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.

"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer

by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008

water sock

A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.

Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\

by Rianon February 14, 2018