Dick Chills

Masculine variant of Douche Chills.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

dick muncher

dick muncher

people can be such dick munchers

by MYNAMEisjeff1 February 26, 2015

DICK-TATER

When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.

We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )

by Sick Em D November 3, 2022

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Dick Sniff

When you swallow somebody's cum and sneeze it out of your nose and snort it back up into your nose

She dick sniffed in the church confessional

by Mikhail Newberg January 18, 2017

diz dick

when your dick goes small after sniffing too much diz also known as mdma

person 1:oi look m8 my dicks gone well small
person 2:ye cuz you sniffed all that diz n got diz dick

by kill_yourself_you_cunt September 2, 2018

Spook Dicked

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.

I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me

by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017