Micah the Red Head

Micah is a great friend yet short-tempered. It seems as if his height doesn't make his blood boil slower but you know when he's mad because the red really comes out.

Micah is as red as a tomato (I guess that's why they call him Micah the Red Head )because someone said all gingers must DIE

by Caseus Lignum May 16, 2022

red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked

did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed

by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023

Red Flu

A labor strike.

I heard they shut down the aluminum plant, all the workers came down with the red flu.

by CheeganTMurphy June 16, 2025

red sox

ass

the red sox are fucking ass

by NotRyan82534 July 24, 2023

Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest

Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night

by Wiggle Worm June 19, 2011

Red Jenny

When you slap someone's ass so hard that it concaves their ass, and for just a moment, you can feel your fingers brush against their taint/pussy.

Gave her a red jenny so hard you can probably still see it.

by SeraWasNever March 31, 2022

red-8

TwoPatronimo was the best red 8 to ever exist and the name has recently been shat on by some terrible new red 8.

twopatronimo is an orgasmic red-8

by ihatespeedbird001 February 08, 2023