redcup news

the world's most annoying, god awful, copyright infringing, submission begging, and clout chasing barstool clone.

no one cares if redcup news decided to rank your college town as the 20th best in the country. go pay your admins more.

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

New word

A authentic word

Guy 1: Hey I found a new word called 'new word'.
Guy 2: What?

by The owner of this place September 25, 2018

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025

New Methican

People that live in New Mexico that taking Breaking Bad to another level

“I was walking out of the store and a new methican wearing a bed sheet as a cape was running through the parking lot “

by Mraldente December 2, 2023

New Word

Choose a new word, please.

"this is a joke"
"oh yeah, i have to say it, so... new word!"

by VincentGo! November 5, 2018