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seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
mugGet the seabag pat downmug.

Down Bad

Extremely in love with someone, would do anything for that person. Including(but not limited to) human experimentation.
by dozingdose August 21, 2023
mugGet the Down Badmug.

never let you down

by IsaacDFunky October 7, 2024
mugGet the never let you downmug.

damper down

Fly ass hell head to toe -DejP
by Dejp December 31, 2023
mugGet the damper downmug.

Dick down

To beat someone in a physical competitive sport
“That Olympic champion had a great time trying to dick down his opponents”
by Strictpop September 20, 2025
mugGet the Dick downmug.

upside-down lumpkin

Taking a shit while doing a handstand, while getting a blowjob.

It is essential that the shit spreads down the body like a waterfall.
Babe what do you think, is it time to perform an upside-down lumpkin?
by grantjohnson June 2, 2010
mugGet the upside-down lumpkinmug.

Run down

A 2001 White Honda Odyssey that belongs to Tyler and he won't claim it
Now that's a run down that's parked over there at the dealer
by Frankiesmallz August 3, 2021
mugGet the Run downmug.

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