rudolph the red-nosed reindeer 

when you tuck your testicles back just like a bulldog or whatever you wana call it but you also stretch your penis back where its supposed to be with your nuts still tucked and the penis is so over stretched its bright red and it resembles rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

I know its not christmas time but lets just say that rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has been visiting me.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer by tophieCC March 11, 2010

Nantucket Red

An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "dick-suck-it reds."

* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.

Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!

Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.

Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?

Nantucket Red by el hombre corriendo January 1, 2009

Rose City Red 

Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.

Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.

TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.

Rose City Red by betteroffdeadthanrosecityred December 11, 2010

backward talking red room dwelling dwarf

A person who goes to great lengths to give someone negative feedback in an extremely patronizing but comical manner. Commonly seen in forums and known to incite flame wars.

Man, that Talking Penis is one backward talking red room dwelling dwarf.

backward talking red room dwelling dwarf by Cautta Buzz February 1, 2008

Panama Red 

Means when someone is so high on weed, marijuana etc. Stoned out their mind

Benny Ben: Hey you need to spike those Focker, you think u can get up there to spike the ball?
MenaceMan: Yeah i can, i would have to be pretty HIGH!!!!!
Benny Ben: I bet you would Panama Red!!!

Panama Red by Ben Asse September 11, 2004

you've got red on you 

A person who has red on them.

Shop assistant-"You've got red on you"
Customer-"eh?"

you've got red on you by YouLocalTroll May 10, 2014

big red truck 

big red truck is basiclly just a made up phrase that means duh

girl 1: so you are going out with him?
girl 2: big red truck!

big red truck by oopss i spilled some coke May 4, 2006