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Penis

A private area on a mans body which provides a man to have kids with another women. Without a penis you can’t let sperm out of your body and the testicles ejaculate the sperm exiting out of the top of a mans penis and wherever the tip of your penis is.
Women: It’s time

Man: YES FINALLY *pulls down trousers whips out penis and pushes in and out of the Women’s Vagina*
by BlackMan-1234567890 March 28, 2019
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my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass
by b ig daddy March 10, 2023
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Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022
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Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay
"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!
by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018
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Penis

in 1920s it was a slang for i am hungry
kid. hey mom penis
mom. okay here in some food
by anonymous February 28, 2022
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Penis

A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt
Damn that guy has no underwear on and you can see his tiny penis!
by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018
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