I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife
to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.
herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"
I have a cholo penis; studies have proven repeatedly that my penis is slightly smaller than average. This is because penis size corresponds fairly reliably with height.