piggy penis whack

to hold a girls nose up like a pig then cum in her nose and fill it with ejaculation then whack her in the face 3 times and hold a pillow over her face and make her oink.

herby: " yo i fucked a fat chick last night!"
albert:" did you piggy penis whack her?!"
Herby:"yeah i said bitch oink or die!!!"

by SAG & SMG July 24, 2006

Uncircumcised Penis

The best band in the entire existence of the universe

Man, Uncircumcised Penis makes me want to live again.

by Glue Boy March 2, 2019

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003

Fat Nigger penis 69

When a African male has a nigger penis

Yo fat nigger penis 69 yo the porn vids

by Penismanbutthole July 10, 2020

cholo penis

A Mexican-sized penis. Smaller than normal. Somewhere between a white penis and an Asian penis.

I have a cholo penis; studies have proven repeatedly that my penis is slightly smaller than average. This is because penis size corresponds fairly reliably with height.

by QueenJannine December 15, 2008

skinny penis

Used to describe a person who is very selfish.

While driving on Cherokee ave, Billy was angered by a skinny penis Pontiac Sunfire driver.

by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008

guy with balls but no penis

A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.

Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.

by CarrieP March 17, 2010