o shit

when you see a girl from far away and think she looks fine but then as she gets closer she looks like a gremlin

Logan- "OOOOOO look at that bitch!"
Cody- "hold up shes gettin closer"
logan- "SHIT shes ugly as fuck!"
Cody- "O shit we gotta go man"

by OnlyRiDeN24's October 13, 2006

Shit Tassle

rounding about second base while touching a doornob only to find out she isnt wearing any pants and the pants are actually a penis sized faggot mobile

hey jonny,tuck it in you boob. your shit tassle is kinda showing...

by chizad April 7, 2004

sex shit

When you have a shit, wipe, and there is nothing on the toilet paper. This represent ideal rectal conditions to receive anal sex in the most sanitary fashion.

Yes I had a sex shit now I can get pounded real good without making a mess

by James Bo August 13, 2008

Slice of Shit

A slice of shit is a piece of poop in tiny little cut peices. Also refered to as a type of person. *cough* jarred palazzolo *cough*

Eww. Look at that slice of shit. Whoever cut that, is a complete fucking moron.

OR

Jarred, you slice of shit.

by AdamHerrin August 24, 2006

Cock Shit

Generally refering to something that just sucks. Kind of like when you see a sexy man across the room and he ends up being gay.

Person 1: That guy is soo sexy!!
Person 2 (male): Thats my boyfriend, hunni!
Person 1: That is cock shit!!

by Alison And Laura March 12, 2004

dip shit

It took some reative Americans, to invent dipshit. I don't know the precise circumstance that led the first American (probably a teenage male) to gaze at his friend and say, "You are a real dipshit," but we do know that the first literary attestation of the world was in the 1963 book American Speech. It meant a stupid, inept, or contemptible person; an idiot. Here is the inaugural sentence: "Pejorative expressions traditionally directed at the supposedly less sophisticated rural resident: country bumpkin, dipshit, etc." By the time we get to 1970 we definitely have an American usage of the term: "It's not the dumb, jerkoff dipshits that are doing it.." And then, from Rolling Stone in 2003, a magazine put out by Wenner publications (where my daughter worked for a while): "A cowboy isn't some dipshit with a ten-gallon hat and a dinner plate on his belt." Well, since there are more than 600,000 other attestations of the term, there is no need for me to multiply references to it. But you get the point. "Dipshit" emerged at a time when the language of invective or insult was underg oing dramatic change in America. (Ref: Bill Long 11/26/2006)

(A waiter may be heard saying)..."Some dip shit left his wallet on the table."

by M Sams December 29, 2007

Shit Bucket

A guy who is extremely whipped over a female to the point if she had to take a shit on the spot,he would grab a bucket and catch it for her.

Jimmy: Did you hear about Luke?
Pedro: No, why?
Jimmy: Jane asked him to buy her lunch and do her homework again!
Pedro: Did he do it?
Jimmy: Yes!
Pedro: Luke is such a Shit Bucket!

by FloodedFloors August 28, 2010