Dick cheese 

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this

Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week

Dick cheese by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

Osue cheese 

It’s smells like blue cheese but no it’s just Oscar’s dick cheese and it’s even blue

Osue cheese smells so bad and is it always blue

Osue cheese by Ravengaspabigdick June 6, 2023

Raw Cheese 

The best bit of bud around, always getting it off of the plug to get whiffed with the firm.

She said "the weeds dead", I said "Wa? That's Raw Cheese"

Raw Cheese by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

cream cheese danishes by Saevi June 16, 2023

Cream Cheese Pie 

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

Cream Cheese Pie by Mobsiboy June 19, 2023

The Cheese Man 

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

The Cheese Man by CherryBay July 12, 2023

Spicy Cheese 

A buff guy who wants men on him

Man Spicy Cheese is who i wanna be!

Spicy Cheese by OJB1022 July 22, 2023