jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.

I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Fat kitten

a little tiny feline kitten who is fat and full of soup and greed....

- You have a fat kitten!
-No, he is full of soup!

by kittymeiwmwow March 31, 2025

Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.

A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Ava fat

Very large object. Obese in a way.

Damn that girl is Ava fat. She can’t even fit through the door

by Dman989898 April 22, 2025

fat

The state of over-salivating while playing a Papa's game.

Man 1: Dang, Papa's Burgeria is making me drool!
Man 2: Ok, you're fat!

by Kev0212 May 4, 2025

bubble-fat

the fat on a womans ass and thighs, typically seen as cellulite.

look at her bubble-fat, its stimulating me!

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025