i hate kids

Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first

Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*

by StaleGreenTaki August 2, 2023

Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.

He kid my work keys.

by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021

Kid Cloud

When you gargle the cum just too much and you cough the churned cumcheese-halfkids in his pukes.

Man! Why the hell did you kid cloud in my pukes?! I just trimmed these lil dudes!

by Shadyelms October 11, 2021

Fortnite Kid

A kid, often middle school aged, who is in love with the game Fortnite and may have more enthusiasm than actual skills. May need a little help upping his or her skills.

Aw give the Fortnite Kid a break, he's gotta learn the moves.

by Buildtheworldyouwant October 31, 2021

Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep August 13, 2015

Fortnite kid

Mostly used to define a very young person's personality. A fortnite kid will always complain and cry after losing in any game. Even though their name is "fortnite kids", they don't have to play fortnite to be called that, as long as they have the personality of a fortnite kid.
They often refer to their opponent as "kid" or "trash", especially when they are about to lose the game.

Person 1: *loses against Person 2*

Person 1: "You are so ez. I would beat you in any other game, this one is for dumb people. Go cry, kid"

Person 2: "Damn you are such a toxic crybaby. Must be a fortnite kid"

by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022

miss kid

one of the nicest teachers ever but she dont know how to disiplin her kids in the class room

miss kid dosent know disiplin

by ijpih;bih;b ;ipbi; bylo February 9, 2018