Monkey

An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.

I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.

by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020

Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.

"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

by Pap¡ September 24, 2020

monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017

Monkey Paw Sugar Daddy

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy? No oversight hand the most corrupt country in Europe Ukraine hundreds of billions to kill all of their male men that can fight.

((Lyrical potential))

The USA is a monkey paw sugar daddy.

by Super Dave Mega Thrust Five Dr February 4, 2025

monkey

very

and cute monkey

someone:hot
monkey:hot

by minionpornlover6969 April 14, 2021

Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022