You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
Get the old fart alumnimug. A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020
Get the Fart Curtainmug. Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.
by Curly MFN B June 6, 2018
Get the Smurf fartsmug. When you stand on your head and wait for the mega fart to rise and then fire it out like the god of war if you poop its a win win
by anonymous November 10, 2020
Get the Mega fartmug. Fake-Art. A piece of artwork that does not seam to take the time and or effort of regular art. Fart can also be far-art meaning far from art.
by Sharron 2 October 22, 2023
Get the Fartmug. It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
by Mcrghostmememer January 8, 2023
Get the sparky fartmug. A song made by ice spice where she tells a person “You think you the shit bitch? You not even the fart, (Grah) I be going hard (Grah) I breaking they hearts” Ice Spice is referring that the person is not the shit let alone the fart.
by Imamunch February 7, 2024
Get the You not even the fartmug.