Golden Heart Syndrome

When a person, usually shy or insecure; sees another person who they think is incredibly attractive, and then can't think straight as a result of seeing the attractive person. After which, the person thinks to him/herself and becomes in disbelief and low self-esteem that they can't ask that person out because they aren't "worthy" to ask out someone so appealing.

This is golden heart syndrome, the act of throwing one self away from potential romance in belief that "they deserve better". Golden heart syndrome also has other side effects, such as refusing to ask someone out because the person they are going to ask might already be spoken for, thus it would be intrusive on that person's relationship.

*Shy dude with Golden Heart Syndrome walks into store and notices one of the ladies there was extremely beautiful that he previously seen there before. *

Beautiful lady: "Hey, welcome to PC shop, what can I help you with?"

Shy dude: "Umm uhhh right, I was uh.. Looking for a... Actually, I think I need to go..."

*Shy dude rushes out the door, sweating and nervous to get fresh air.*

Shy dude: "I don't deserve her. She needs someone better than me."

Pedestrian: "You ok pal? You look all riled up!"

Shy dude: "Oh me? I... I think i'll be ok..."

by Anti-bser-missile January 13, 2013

Post Blowjob Syndrome

The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.

A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!

by Abdallah Chamas June 13, 2008

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 5, 2021

Fortnite Bad Syndrome

The Fortnite Bad Syndrome is a case where any edgy teen or adult hates Fortnite and literally thinks any other game in the world is better than the said battle royale game. Mainly people will hate on it without knowing about the pros about the game or just simply hating on it because everyone else does to.

John makes a meme describing how Minecraft is better than Fortnite and how Fortnite is terrible which shows he has the Fortnite Bad Syndrome.

by JR04 September 1, 2019

Stupid Girl Syndrome

When a girl likes a guy and it makes her anxious and stupid; thus she acts like an awkward, neurotic, giddy idiot who cannot think rationally. It is incurable.

Also known as SGS.

Sitting by your phone, waiting for him to text you, and you find yourself biting your nails, pacing, and texting all your girlfriends asking their opinions as to why it's taken him more than 5 minutes to respond to "Hi." You have stupid girl syndrome.

by SGSsurvivor October 26, 2012

monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.

Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill

by All Knowing Monkey October 17, 2010

oprah winfrey syndrome

If you disclose anything bad about your life, a person with Oprah Winfrey Syndrome will say they had it happen to them too. One day a guest on the Oprah show disclosed being sexually molested Oprah disclosed that it had happened to her too. Another day a guest disclosed using Cocaine, and Oprah said she did too. I'm not saying that Oprah and other's with this condition are lying, but they always seem to have a story of hardship that is equal, if not worse, than the one you just told.

here is an example of the Oprah Winfrey Syndrome

Suzy: I don't know what I'm going to do I just lost my job.

Pam: Girl, I just lost my job too, and I found out I'm not eligible for unemployment!

by FLINGSHOT September 20, 2013